Monday, 22 August 2016

The Red Laughter; Or how I learned to Love messing with my gaming buddy's brain



Hello again Everyone,

Today I was thinking we should sit down and discuss something a little bit fun, a little bit crazy, and a great psychological poking stick to ram into the ribs your Gaming Buddies.

As we all know from a core perspective, not only table top wargaming, but including; computer games, console games, rpg games, board games (the list goes on and on... and let's not get into all of the real life examples of this concept...) that if you can remove enough dudez you will win by proxy.  A dead obstacles is no obstacle at all.

This mentally has always been around, and to visualise it in the perspective of 40k we cast our minds back to the past and the eponymous Imperial Guard leafblower list. A list purely designed; dependant on personal preference (I remember both infantry and tank varieties of the list) to be durable yet have enough attacks to sweep you're opponent off the board.  Why wait to play a whole game when you can just get it over and done with. This concept has never gone away, and I think never will go away from the hobby.  The power levels of each army change so they become the new hot flavour of the edition to capitalise on this approach.


Now I am not a very competitive player, and I won't tell you how to meta a list to beat these sort of armies (sorry), but what I am going to tell you about is my experiences with the Khorne Daemonkin; The Troll-tastic hunks of beef that will make your opponent think twice when it comes to sweeping you off the board.

As I am sure you are all aware Khorne care'th not from whence the blood flows.  And this is where I have began to start to play this army, from a fluffy mental perspective.  Your Warlord on the board is your avatar; so will you cry as your forces die in droves? Or will you send in the next wave with a gleeful grin upon your face.  Every death, gaining you favour with Khorne, and possibly new minions to fight on your behalf.  And this is where Daemonkin comes into its own.  It is never really a viable option to try to sweep the army, as new units will appear as the blood flows and you gain Khornes' favour.  For your opponent it becomes a game of half measures and risky attacks to avoid killing your units.  And ho' boy he really doesn't want to get stuck in combat, as either he kills you or you kill him.  This is exactly where the Daemonkin want to be.


Khorne Daemonkin is a brilliant fluffy army to play, more so than many other armies in my opinion, everyone can tap into that 80s villain lurking deep inside; a maniacal grin on my face begging my opponent to kill my army.  I've seen my opponents stop in horror, hesitating to drop the final blow, killing Khorne Daemonkin does them no favours...  My over the top tirades that they aren't killing me quick enough, slowly eating at their sanity.  "But... But... This isn't how it is supposed to be in 40k they cry"... My cackling continues as does their hesitation.

A hard fight to win has just become closer, objectives are secured, units are destroyed, as the other army runs away.  Khorne is pleased.  And at the end of it all, should you be tabled, it doesn't matter... Khorne is pleased... He Care'th not for where the blood flows...

And really, at the end of the day, win or lose, the Daemonkin player is always winning.  I love this army, it's fluffy, well rounded and messes with your opponent.  I have been tabled many times but never once have I not been happy at the end of a game.  I really suggest giving it a go, especially with a grin and a red laughter upon your lips...

Let us know in the comments below how you are pleasing your diety of choice when you hit the tables.


Until next time
Jonathan

Blog Layout Updates

Hi Guys amd Gals,

Apologies if there are any funny happenings on the blog over the next day, I will be trying to update layouts and information to make the blog much better for everyone.

Thanks for your understanding.
Jonathan

JESUS BLOODY CHAOS!!!


Hello again Everyone!

It's been a bit of a wait for my return to the blog-o-sphere, unfortunately I found my self lost in the warp (...Europe...) at the whims of the fickle Chaos Gods (...my boss...).

So with my time away from family and friends, I found my mind wander to dark and foreboding places.  Places where my darkest desires might cometh to fruition.  And as many as you know the call of Chaos is strong, and many a bright shining exemplar of all that is just a true must fall...

So with all that in mind I have betrayed Great Grandfather Nurgle, (my first foray into the clutches of damnation, was a slightly teenage and sickly affair going on maybe 10years prior to now) and have joined the ranks of Khorne so that my thirst for vengeance and anger may be sated upon my foes!

Nurgle has caused me many a Dark moment of late as I have been stripping so many old models in preparation for the reconsecration to begin (BFTBG!!!!), hands slowly melting smelling of dettol...

But moving on from that what am I actually doing right now? Well come here little ones and let me tell you a story... (wait ignore that last bit...)... I've been bitten with the red paint bug and while practicing painting red with my AoS starter set (stop snickering in the back, you, yes you! I can see you...) I feel I've come up with some good results.  As you may have already seen below depending if I've done it right, you can see the Khorgoraths of Khorne I've been working on.  Though not finished yet I think they are still is coming along nicely.


Now I currently have no gaming experience of KDK but I hope to get some time in soon and let you all know. As a suggestion Blood Reavers from AoS make brilliant cultists of Khorne just be aware if you WYSIWYG they'll be toting hand weapons only unless you're whipping the hobby knife out...

Until next time
Jonathan

Sunday, 21 August 2016

Conversion: Kutlakh The World Killer


Good afternoon Everyone!

After a bit of a hiatus from travelling for work, and a few other things that have taken me out for a bit, I've finally had some time to get around to showing you my conversion of Kutlakh the World Killer.

If you have ever had a chance to read the fall of orpheus I highly suggest it.  The artwork is amazing, the storyline is gripping with a real return to the impending horror that the old necrons used to have.

The conversion utilities the overlord that accompanies the command barge a spare hyperphase blade and rod of covenant.  All the pieces fitted nicely, but converter beware; the weapons are all left handed... I had to cut off Kutlakh's thumb to make this conversion work.

Until next time.
Jonathan




Tuesday, 2 February 2016

WIP Khorne Bloodbound from AoS Starter Set


Hi Everyone and Welcome back!
This morning we're looking at my current WIP Khorne Bloodbound model from the Age of Sigmar Starter Set.

I really love the Chaos units in this starter set and think Games Workshop have done an amazing job with the models.

Plus I'm on a bit of a red paint binge and I feel like it's turning out really well.


Next up on the blog will be Kutlakh the World Killer and his pet Tomb Stalker.  I'll post more of my WIP Khorne Bloodbound once it gets done!

Until next time 
Jonathan 

Monday, 1 February 2016

Dark Angels Dark Talon


Welcome back everyone!

First up on the upcoming posts is for my Dark Angels Dark Talon! (it was the first one I managed to get my hands on ;p )

Hope you enjoy the images!





Hope you all enjoy, comments are appreciated! I always want to get better with the painting!

Until next time 
Jonathan 

Upcoming Posts


Good Morning Everybody (Or whatever time it is on this fine planet you're on when see this!)

It's a cold ass morning here in the UK, and like all productive little cogs in the machine (Omnissiah be praised!) I'm off to work like the rest of us to fund our little addiction.

As I have some free moments to myself I thought I'd give a quick update on some upcoming posts.

First up will be Kutlakh the World Killer (If you don't know who he is more to follow!), and his personal pet a Necron Tomb Stalker!

Then we will have a Dark Angels Dark Talon resplendent in royal purple!

And finally we'll be looking at the current state of a WIP AoS Khorne Bloodbound model.

Posts to go up soon!
See you then!
Jonathan